Christmas List

1. A Lite Brite

2. Another wooden reindeer

3. Lots of plane tickets

4. Striped clothing

5. Books that don’t suck

6. A camera

7. Ceramic mugs

8. Art made by CCCCCCourtney

9. A dog

10. A CD by Mary Elizabeth Grace Crithlow

11. A part-time job that pays EXCELLENTLY

12. Some personal assistants that clean up my house and cut vegetables for my cooking

13. Handmade animals made by this whore I know that lives near Dolores Park

14. Someone to paint my room

15. Someone who can fix my computer all the time

16. A segway–no, not really

17. Michael Cera

18. An opportunity to hang out on the old set of 90210 with Luke Perry

19. A Kitchen Aid Mixer–red

20. Lots of peppermint extract

21. A Sysco truck to drive to work