Ryan Gosling is someone that I had not been interested in until Blue Valentine, and most recently, Crazy Stupid Love. I think he’s the new babe for me of the moviestar men. I think he is the equivalent of Ethan and Johnny. I have not had a celebrity crush since Matt Damon. Wow, it’s been a while. I feel pretty happy about this, and Ryan, if you’re reading this, feel free to pay me a visit in SF. We can get dim sum, or something. Or you can workout a lot, more likely.
Luna Dogtoroff, my cousin in Boston, has been swimming a lot in her pool. She has been really hot. I hear it’s been hot on the east coast. Did you hear that? I wouldn’t know.
And now for a poll I’ve been thinking about, like, FOREVER. It’s called BATTLE OF THE FERGIES.
Up until recently, I knew of two Fergies, but there’s actually THREE!!
1. Sarah Ferguson, aka Sarah Duchess of York. Key details: used to be married to Prince Andrew (Charles’ brother), her daughters wore crazy hats at the Royal Wedding 2011 that she wasn’t invited to, she has had many problems with debt and scandals, she was a Weight Watchers spokeswoman, she has a show on Oprah’s channel I haven’t seen.
2. Stacy Ann Ferguson, aka Fergie (of the Black Eyed Peas and her own horrible music). Key details: ruined the Black Eyed Peas, has been known to be sort of oddly dressed, not my fave.
3. Sir Alex Ferguson, Manchester United Coach. Key details: he has managed Manchester United since 1986, he has been knighted, he is Scottish, he played Scottish Football (soccer), he is a Labour Party voter, he apparently once kicked a soccer cleat at Beckham that hit Beckham in the face!
Now it’s your turn to vote in the BATTLE OF THE FERGIES!!!