You people (Anna, Mica, ML, Gilbix) are bugging me

August 27, 2009

I am moving between two lives right now.  I am like city mouse AND country mouse put together.  I am living a double life.  I am batman and superman!  I have everything and nothing.  Yosemite and San Francisco and the drive in between.

Anyway–my parents are discussing where to have my dad’s birthday dinner tomorrow with my aunt and uncle.  My dad just said, “What about Chow?” and my mom said “Oh, come on, Doc.”  I found this to really funny because Chow is a perfectly good restaurant that everyone likes, but I know her reasoning based on an earlier conversation in the night.  My dad had suggested another restaurant and my mom moaned and complained and said that it was not “festive” enough and that my aunt doesn’t like it there.  Festive is a big word in my family since my mom is a teacher and loves holidays.  I, in turn, love holidays too–esp. the anniversary of my bat mitzvah.  It will be 12 years since my bat mitzvah this January 2.  SHIT!

Another funny conversation that just occurred:

Lissa: “Julia, don’t you want to play with us?”

Julia: “I’m working on things [uploading flickr photos and this blog].”

Doc: “What is she working on?”

Lissa: “She’s working on things.”

I’d like to give a shout out to Anna for getting married and having a killer wedding.  It was the most fun I’ve had in a really long time.  So much fun that I threw up all over myself in the cab ride home from the W hotel after party.  FUN!  My mom took the dress to be dry cleaned and apparently the guy there said “What’s this?  Food?”  and she said “Worse than food” and he laughed because single twentysomething girls are so pathetic and just do things like this all the time.


Decay

August 19, 2009

I definitely am excited to get out of the house today.  I have not been out of the house for 3 days.  I am starting to feel INSANE.  Yesterday Sophie and Jaque visited me and Sophie told me I smelled bad.  HAHAH.  I think she was getting revenge on me for gagging from the smell of her feet.


Words from my Deathbed

August 18, 2009

I am sick and have spent the last 3 days trapped in a world of having no appetite and watching Mad Men.  It is not that bad.

I told my mom that I wish I were alive during the time of Mad Men.  I think women now are ugly.  It’s true.  I don’t even know how to put on makeup.  What kind of a woman am I?

Conversation between me and my dad:

Julix: I’m really sad about Michael Jackson.

Doc: Me too, but it’s the way it had to be.

Julix: It is not.

Doc: I really have to work now.

I am sorry for the delay between blogs, I have been busy getting tan and hanging out with recent high school graduates.