SCARY MAN AT TARGET AGGGGGGGGHHH

More blogging will occur until I go back to Yosemite:

Today my mom and I went to Target, a joyous event indeed.  After we were done buying farm animal toys, bubbles, sports bras, gifts for my girlfriend, and bath puffs, we went to the food court.  I got tomato soup that was reheated after they poured it out of a bag.  Lissa got salad and diet coke!  I was talking and Lissa started looking off to the side.  She wasn’t listening.

“What, mommy?”

“That man stole a pizza.”  She was talking about the mini Round Table pizzas.  “Don’t look.  He’s talking to himself.”

He had scary eyes.  His eyes were black and AWFUL. I started to get worried he was going to kill us.

“Let’s go!”

“Okay, Julix.”

But I had to pee.  I wanted Lissa to come into the bathroom but she had to stay outside because we couldn’t bring our things in the bathroom.  SHIT.

I think I’ve been watching too much Law and Order because while we were walking to our car, I was convinced that the scary man was going to shoot me in the back.