BKLYN—I’m going to be on Cribs

Hi there. I know I haven’t written in hella long. Let me explain. Rachael and I just moved into a new place in Brooklyn and we have been spending almost all our time talking to the Mtv Cribs people. Here’s how it will go, “Hi, I’m Julia Doctoroff.  Come on in. Look. We have 2 toasters. I know it’s kind of a little insane….”

Then I can show them my cars and my hot tub. It’s all there. SHIT!

I know I normally don’t give shout outs on my blog, but I feel the need to now… Gilbix, Bunny, and Patrizzz were the best movers. We didn’t break ANYTHING and they helped me assemble all my furniture. I feel like I am in paradise. I don’t have to listen to traffic on toolface UES 2nd ave. My room is BIG. I have so much light. We have a living room. It is THE BEST APARTMENT IN THE WORLD. When Mtv gets here, they are going to be totally overwhelmed. Here is how the conversation will go with the hipster producer :

Trevor: Julia, I’m not quite sure how we’re going to film this. Your square footage is just so much more than we’re used to.

Julia: You’re going to have to just deal with that, Trevor. I can’t help it that I live in an awesome place.

Trevor: Yeah, I know. Do you think you can wear this? (He hands me a gold bikini top and booty shorts)

Julia: No, I don’t think I can. Is it cool that I wear this oversized T-shirt shirt and dirty cutoff shorts?

Trevor: Oh, totally. That’s really different than what we’re used to. The viewers might really be blown away by that. Yeah, that’d be awesome. You’re so fucking smart.

Julia: Yeah, I know. Maybe after the shoot, I could work for Mtv?

Trevor: I was going to suggest that. You beat me to it!