I hate people who also look on Craigslist. I thought Rachael and I were the only ones. I also wish I made more money. Doesn’t it matter that I do good work? I don’t think some pimpled financial guy should get an apartment before me. I don’t want to lose to the MAN. FUCK!
The woman who showed us the house seemed like an idiot, which led me to believe she might choose us for the apartment. I WANT TO LIVE THERE THE MOST! I wish I could just be a bully in the real estate market. I would like to push everyone over and climb to the top of the jungle gym. I want to WIN!
I want to decorate a new apartment. I think I would like to have a farm house. I would also like to have a horse and to bake pies. But for now I will live in NY. It’s about the closest I can get to being on a farm. Second ave sounds a lot like the country. I love it.
I kind of hate being young. I want to be an old man. Then I would totally get the apartment. FUCK. WHY AM I NOT AN OLD MAN? I will never be that. FUCK! I think I would make a great old man. I am really rude. I like to eat. I like to complain. I like to go on walks. I like to lie down. Wait! Maybe I AM an old man. I think I am. I learn so much by writing.
April 3, 2008 at 2:34 am
but you don’t smoke cigars , and you don’t wink at young women and then chuckle
April 3, 2008 at 3:13 am
dear old man,
you would need to watch a lot more baseball and know stats that go back to the 30’s to qualify for old mandom. you would have to know where babe ruth pitched.
April 3, 2008 at 3:18 am
I’m sorry. You are married to an old man. You would know.
April 3, 2008 at 7:37 pm
yo- no worries- there are lots of appartments. Don’t get so angrix. Also you don’t really want to be just an old man- you want to be a gay old man if anything! Right?
you will find a plce and you will love it!
April 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Julia Doctoroff really is Kenny.