New Loves (and hates–where would we be without hate?)

1. Buying used books on Amazon at 2 am. This is the best thing ever. I would lying by saying this is a new love because I have loved it since I first met it. Me and Amazon = love at first sight. Tell me ifyou can think about one bad

2. Frozen potstickers.

3. My “I shamrock NY” sweatshirt. I bought one for Benn too, but his is XL and I asked for L. FUCKHEADS. Why are the Irish always trying to scam me?

4. The fact that my cousin Dan had dinner with Eliot Spitzer the Saturday before he was outed as a crazy. He TALKED TO HIM. OMG. Also, he is my neighbor. We’re like Friends. I’m Joey and Eliot is Chandler. I sometimes borrow eggs from him when I’m baking. He always has such a stocked fridge. I usually just let myself in.

5. Rent in Sunset Park. YAY!

6. Facebook: flair and scrabble.

Hates:

1. The bagel store that I once loved is now awful. It is making me fat and the men there are hitting on me in a creepy way. I used to think of them as brothers, and now they are predators. That’s how it goes in NY. I HATE NY, or I SHAMROCK NY.

2. American Idol always singing fucking BEATLES SONGS. SERIOUSLY?

3. My body aching like I am old. I hate being sick. I did not see a single person for 24 hours. I think that was the longest time with no human contact that I have EVER had. WOW. I am so popular and cool. I am SO not a loser. I could never be a hermit. I am way too cute and funny to be a hermit.