Ryan Seacrest can suck it—SUCK IT RYAN–THE POP CULTURE ENTRY

Veronica made a good point when she decided that we should start telling people to suck it when they say something unpleasant.

Example:

Veronica’s boss: Go make some copies.

Veronica: SUCK ITTTTT.

It’s an easy solution to any problem.

The world: Julix, you can’t have health insurance if you’re unemployed.

Julix: SUCK ITTTT.

Solves everything! YAY. I love America.

Tonight on American Idol they are singing Beatles songs. STUPID. I hate the Beatles. They are so dumb. They can suck it. Except half of them are dead. They can suck it from their graves.

I went to the grocery store tonight and accidentally bought light soy milk. It is actually okay. NEW DISCOVERY IN THE SUPERMARKET ADVENTURES OF JULIX.

So apparently the guy dating Christian from Project Runway is an Oberlin alum. He will remain nameless. I think it’s clear that Oberlin breeds the most pretentious people alive. Thoughts?

Jason Castro is the best thing about American Idol. I love him. He is my favorite thing ever. Better than all these things:

-dogs

-bears

-ceramic mugs

-wooden animals

-free shit on the street

-water coolers

-fruit and vegetables

Jason is getting bad reviews from stupid diabetic Randy and stupid fat Simon. Paula likes everyone. She gives women a bad name. She is INSANE and drugged.