1. bake me cookies that I like to bake–mint chocolate chip cookies, Christmas cookies
2. do my laundry–really this would save me a whole lot of time so that I could do other things, like not be in the laundry place across the street
3. write me a really terrible poem so that I feel better about my writing
4. take me to Trader Joe’s and then carry the groceries home
5. tell me that I am like Ellen Page’s character in Juno
6. get me a sappy, poorly written book that you think I’d like so that I can snub it
I can’t think of anything else. That is sad. I think This list makes me realize that I really just need a personal assistant. A boyfriend is probably the last thing that I want/need.
Some more thoughts on the dentist:
They use software that is called Dentrix. AMAZING. Dentists are also a lot more hard core now too. He took digital pictures of the inside of my mouth. It was disgusting, which is probably another reason that no one should come near me.
February 14, 2008 at 6:56 pm
YOU ARE A LOSER
love,
Jenna and Ariel
we still love you though
and I (Jenna) agree 100%
February 15, 2008 at 6:11 pm
you are more of a liberty bell than a juno julia.
February 17, 2008 at 3:37 am
what is your favorite operating system julia
February 17, 2008 at 3:38 am
is it UNIX
February 17, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Woman you need to work on the book! I really want to make something. Lets collaborate and listen.
February 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i hope that there is a game where teeth fall from the top of the screen and you need to rotate the teeth to make them all fit into the mouth, otherwise the child will need braces later on and you will LOSE. i guess that’s also kind of like godtris because you’re making life, but the point is more about our cultural norms and how they stipulate that professional software has to sound complicated and technologically advanced, by using the letters at the end of the alphabet as often as possible. for instance, “the matrix” is very passe at this point, but “ze vaytrex” sounds like the future is here!